WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX:
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
WOMEN'S HUMOR:
My husband came home with a tube of K Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says..... "I'll miss you."
2006-10-30 03:00:29 · 10 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....No my sex life isnt like that...its almost like a tragedy...i need a new bf...or a set of heavy duty batteries that self charge! lol
2006-10-30 03:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like my sex life
2006-10-30 03:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't look here for the punch line, the joke is in your hand.
Close enough?
2006-10-30 03:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by Shady Lady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent my friend, keep up the good work!
2006-10-30 03:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by Michael 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO! Funny stuff!
2006-10-30 03:02:43 · answer #5 · answered by slvrZ28grl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... isn't that the truth!!!
lmao
2006-10-30 03:03:40 · answer #6 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol those are great! :)
2006-10-30 03:27:39 · answer #7 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROTFLMAO!
2006-10-30 03:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-10-30 03:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
o.k.
enjoyed.!!
2006-10-30 03:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by prince47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋