There once was a rebelious robin that rfused to fly south for the winter. As the weather turned colder and colder he found that he would just have to conform and took flight.
Soon the freezing rain covered his wings and he crashed into a cow pasture. A short time later a cow came along and dumped right on the tiny robin.
The cow pie warmed his frozen body and he began to sing. A cat heard his singing, dug him up and ate him.
2006-10-30 02:14:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm having a hard time remembering, but how about
1)"Not everyone who sh**s on you is your enemy"
2)"Not everyone who gets you out of sh** is your friend"
3)"If you're warm and happy in a pile of sh**, shut the f*** up"
2006-10-30 02:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by Gina S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm I thought it went like this:
Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow.
The sparrow thought it was the end. But the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.
Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2) Everyone who gets you out of the sh it is not necessarily your friend.
3) And if you're warm and happy in a pile of sh it, keep your mouth shut.
2006-10-30 10:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Do not rebel against the greater good. the robin refused to fly south for the winter for warmth
2. Do not attempt the impossible. hence the robin suddenly decided to fly south in the middle of winter-where his wings are frozen and he fails
3. Be cautious. and now the robin decides to sing while he's stuck in a cow pie, where predators could easily snap him up.
2006-10-30 10:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by Corinne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Do the things at right time.(robin could have flied before winter)
2. Misfortune also bring fortune with it (Crashing & Cow dump)
3. When you are warm & comfortbale don't be exited - nothing is permanent.
2006-10-30 11:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the story is pretty good. to me the three morals are: 1. if you don`t do what you have to do at exactly the time that you have to do it then it will be really bad, or it will be harder to do it; 2. once you are in cow pasture you will go as deep as it this or when bad things happen everything but i mean everything goes bad; 3. you can never enjoy yourself trully when you`re in a bad situation, because you can never tell once the badest thing may happen right when you`re feeling the happiest or don`t let your enemies surprise you. dora
2006-10-30 10:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by Dora 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Don´t fly.
2. Don´t crash into a cow pasture.
3. Don´t sing.
2006-10-30 10:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by Colorado 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No rebellion.....Fly in the winter.
Don't crash in to a cow pasture
Don't sing when you are warmed.
2006-10-30 10:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My attempt:
Respect the wisdom of those who came before you..
Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.
Don't harp on your good fortune - it creates enemies..
Any close?
2006-10-30 10:21:48 · answer #8 · answered by Sugar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont Fly
I u fly dont crash
If u crash dont sing.
2006-10-30 10:19:45 · answer #9 · answered by Mishrik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really wanted to pass, but the 3rd morale they gave is wrong..
#3.when you're deep in sh*it, keep your mouth shut.
now i go on..
2006-10-30 10:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋