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Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait at the Los Angeles International Airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly lady from the South.


When the conversation drifted to whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."


"Well, isn't that precious," commented the lady from the South.


The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."


"Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious."


The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought this exquisite diamond bracelet."


And, again, the Southern landy commented, "Well, isn't that precious."


The first woman then asked the Southern lady, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"


"My husband sent me to charm school," said the Southern lady.


"Oh, my God! What on Earth for?" asked the first woman.


"Well, for example," the Southern lady replied, "instead of saying, 'Who gives a sh it!' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious."

2006-10-30 02:11:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Yup ... famous for their beauty too.
Thanks for sharing : - )
Enjoy your week.

2006-10-30 02:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is the first time I am hearing and isn't that precious?

hahahaha.......good one........& I too love southern (Indian) women...

2006-10-30 02:20:01 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

This is a good one. I have herd it before, my mom told me and it was a little different but still funny!

2006-10-30 02:15:19 · answer #3 · answered by KittyKattsMeow 3 · 0 0

Pretty good.

2006-10-30 02:19:24 · answer #4 · answered by malcy 6 · 0 0

Yeah it is - LOL

2006-10-30 02:15:42 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

lol

2006-10-30 03:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by Lauren 4 · 0 0

lol

2006-10-30 02:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL!

2006-10-30 02:38:03 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0 0

lol thats good! :) thanks i def needed that!

2006-10-30 03:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0 0

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