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She says it's not her fault because we were dressed in the same costume, so she thought it was me. I tend to think she is lying, because that chick DID NOT look like Darth Vader to me. She says she did, and because she wasn't wearing her glasses, it was an "oopsie", and should be forgiven. So after the fire department left, and her car was towed away, I told her "oopsie". And now she's mad at ME!! Can you believe her? She has insurance. And besides, her hair will grow back. I need a new girfriend. I'm sick of her lies.

2006-10-30 02:03:39 · 27 answers · asked by TheOneVersion2.0 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Do I effin LOOK like a lesbian? Hello! That's part of the joke!!

2006-10-30 02:09:07 · update #1

27 answers

Hello 2.0.....I think it was purely accidental on your girlfriends behalf I remember once the same thing happened to me....Once my husband and I went to a Halloween party and he was dressed as Batman, as the night went one and I became more and more intoxicated and I some what disoriented, I forgot that he was Batman and ended up having sex with some guy that came dressed as Robin.....That was an "oopsie" too!

2006-10-30 04:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 6 · 2 5

Perhaps it was the heavy breathing that lead her to believe she was darth vader? She DID leave her glasses behind & since the other chick was gay, there was probably some facial hair & a deeper voice. Sounds like a completely HONEST mistake she made. Get off her back man!

2006-10-30 20:14:08 · answer #2 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 1 0

you know you can count me in sweetie, any chance to party with you is always something I will jump at to do. As for what I will be that would have to be your very sick patient that can only be cured by the expert care that you provide, and I pay very well so that will keep your pimp spitchus off your back. have a great weekend and a awesome time at the party.

2016-03-28 01:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Man...when are you going to learn?.... you were suppose to dumped that b itch weeks ago and she's still pulling the same crap on you.......what I'm still trying to figure out is why wasn't she bound and gaged and stuffed in the trunk when the car was towed???..............I have a few friends who can still make that happen if you want....

2006-10-30 02:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yeah right!. Whatever your GF said is the worst lie a human could ever make in the history. She just wanna get mad at you to delete what has happened. Yeah...dump her.

2006-10-30 02:11:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! Fire, car, hair.... I gotta remember that.

Do you look like an effin lesbian...? Well....now that you mention it...there was this lady who used to work in my office. Well, I'm pretty sure she was a lady. Total toolbelt-lesbo. Anyways, the resemblance is incredible....

2006-10-30 07:19:17 · answer #6 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0 1

Yes, that's totally her fault. You're totally right, except the revenge part.

2006-10-30 02:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by little_timmy1983 2 · 0 0

A curiosity question for you. Do you have a job? Or; are you a wealthy escapee from the nuthouse?

2006-10-30 02:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by acmeraven 7 · 0 0

Of course its bad.... Is she not aware who is her boyfriend... Of course you know well your boyfriend. You are aware how your boyfriend kiss ... You could tell how or what is his way of hugging you..... Of course you already memorize how he do lovemaking with you....You don't deserve her...Look for an honest girl who will truly love you and wont sleep with other guy.

2006-10-30 02:16:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes that was real bad!!!!! unless you gave her a exuse to do it. Did you cheat? And if you knew she lied why stay in the relationship? you need to let her go .

2006-10-30 02:10:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anna Ruth W 1 · 0 0

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