why did the chicken not cross the road?
he was already on the other side
2006-10-30 01:59:13 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2006-10-30 03:50:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think this is funny....
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2006-10-30 02:06:03 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cant believe u wasted 5 points on this.
2006-10-30 02:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It reminds me of a 'blond' joke where theres a blond standing on one side of a river bank and can see another blond across the river so she shouts 'Yoo Hoo how do I get to the other side?' and the other blond replies 'Duh you ARE on the other side!'
2006-10-30 02:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by Georgie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all.
2006-10-30 02:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so freaken funny! LOL
i am a blonde lol
2006-10-30 02:04:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right, now i know the correct answer LOL
2006-10-30 02:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha yes that is funny
2006-10-30 02:38:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was so funny im laughing my head off right now.......ha ha ha yeah right get a real job!!!!!
2006-10-30 03:20:21 · answer #9 · answered by beechams 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all funny,
2006-10-30 02:40:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋