I'm just mad that I didn't think of it first.
RAmen
2006-10-30 01:38:20 · 15 answers · asked by Rev Kev 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Silly me.
You can read more about him at:
www.venganza.org
That should totally be MY site.
2006-10-30 01:43:23 · update #1
You're so cute! I LOVE the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He has touched me with his noodly appendage.
RAmen! :)
2006-10-30 01:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by Joeygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm troubled inside.... because I'm not sure whether I believe more in the FSM or the IPU ....
And also, I must admit that I have sinned against the IPU, for I enjoy pepperoni pizza.... so I'm guessing the I must swear alliegance to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.... because I would never be accepted by her graciousness, the Invisible Pink Unicorn ... and would instead be seduced to the dark and evil ways of the Purple Oyster of Doom.
2006-10-30 09:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats a flying spaghetti monster??
that is what we used used to call the big cloth strips in car washes !
2006-10-30 09:40:44 · answer #3 · answered by Lily18 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate the FSM because he allows the Olive Garden to exist.
2006-10-30 09:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
same with the IPU (Pasture Be Under Her)
Metazone has me Wondering who the first couple refused service in the Olive Garden were, that worries me.
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2006-10-30 09:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do not hate him. Anything that promises a beer volcano and a stripper factory after I die is not bad. RAmen.
2006-10-30 09:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No. What that does is bring out and make one think about metaphysical issues. What we call faith is just that. Metaphysical. We just do not like to think about it that way.
2006-10-30 09:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by cbmw95 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I have invited the FSM into my heart. I drink of His spirit every day and night. He can save you all if only you accept his Noodleness into your hearts!
RAmen, and bless thy noodle
2006-10-30 09:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love the FSM! He touches me with his noodly appendage and when I play with his meatballs he covers me in his alfredo!
2006-10-30 09:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yeah i hate him so much , i cant stand him , if he was ap erson ill beat him up for acting so stupid. Good thing it doesnt exist
2006-10-30 09:41:54 · answer #10 · answered by Kris 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋