An ugly, mean woman, with her 2 kids walk in to Wal-Mart and the Wal-mart greeter asks the woman "are those your kids" the angered woman says "yes' the greeter looks surprised and asks "are they twins" the woman looks confused and says " how can they be twins one is 3 and the other is 8" and the greeter says......
2006-10-30 01:34:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"well, because I find hard to believe that you got laid twice"
2006-10-30 01:37:15 · answer #1 · answered by natalia k 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie!
Greeter says I find it difficult to believe you had sex twice in your life!
2006-10-30 11:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just can't believe an ugly ***** like you got laid twice.
2006-10-30 10:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No not those kids I meant your a$$ and your face
2006-10-30 09:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by stargazer 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well they both look 8 and the same.
2006-10-30 09:38:16 · answer #5 · answered by oxygenO 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
You have a computer, look it up.
2006-10-30 09:44:18 · answer #6 · answered by White 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"really i just thought one was taller than the other one."
2006-10-30 09:42:36 · answer #7 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ohh...just testing to see if your looks and brains go together mdm... : )
2006-10-30 09:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by DiL 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
didnot think anyone would fcuk you twice
2006-10-30 09:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"Blood Test"?
2006-10-30 09:41:39 · answer #10 · answered by Nose Lobes 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋