Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
2006-10-30 01:31:50 · 20 answers · asked by p_y_t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2006-10-30 01:32:12 · update #1
yeah yeah WOW your so good at this. if i knew you i would ask you to do a show in my living room for me and my friends!!! ..keep up the good work!!!
As they say old is GOLD!!!!
2006-10-30 01:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by Kamlesh 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good One I couldn't help but to bust out laughing...
2006-10-30 01:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by jamie-blacksher@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may be old but sometimes the oldies are the best! 4/10
2006-10-30 01:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
excellent joke
made me laugh in the middle of class
2006-10-30 01:40:40 · answer #4 · answered by JOhnnydd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe herd that 1 b4!! lol. but wud u reli laf if u wer bout 2 die?? lol
2006-10-30 03:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do enjoy a good joke
2006-10-30 02:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by MMIM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-10-30 02:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad at least a half decent joke
2006-10-30 02:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-30 01:44:39 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u would have come with the jack fruit
2006-10-30 01:48:13 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋