2006-10-30 01:20:59 · 12 answers · asked by ridhi 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-30 01:30:39 · answer #1 · answered by RAMAN IOBIAN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke 1
Two worms live together on a golf course.
The 1st worm says, "What kind of day is it?"
The other worm says, I don't know, but I am going up and checking it out." And starts on his way up through the dirt.
At the same time, two lady golfers are walking along the fairway.
The 1st one says, "Jeez, I gotta wiz."
Her friend says, "Well, there's nobody else here on the course. Do it right here"
The 1st lady says, "Right here?"
Her friend says, "Yeah."
And she agrees to do it, - B-coz it helps this joke ;-)
She pulls down her skivvies, and lifts up her little golf dress and she squats. As she just started worm pokes his head up out of the grass right below her. She lets fly, and the worm gets drenched. He's dripping wet as he goes back down through the dirt.
The 1st worm looks at him and says, "Oh, it's raining, huh?"
The 2nd worm says, "Not only is it raining, it's raining so hard the birds are building their nests upside-down."
Joke 2 ::
wife-(to her servent)remove my jeans.
wife-remove my top
wife-remove my bra.
wife remove my panties
wife- and dont wear my clothes from next time
JOKe 3
If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a f-ckin goodyear!
JOKE 4
Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur t*ts. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the f-ckin book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet p-ssy always makes a c-ck happy!
Joke 5
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
and lots of lots of jokessssssssss
2006-10-30 15:11:25 · answer #2 · answered by vishaldsh 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can search for 'adult jokes' on google. Also, almost every joke site has an adult joke / sex joke / crude joke category in it.
2006-10-30 17:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-30 01:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by surender p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you, to provide a good plateform for jokes.
2006-11-02 16:17:59 · answer #5 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check on google or any search engine or desibaba.com
u will find whatever u need.
2006-10-30 01:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by ASKME 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for many women its the washroom.
2006-10-31 05:30:28 · answer #7 · answered by fleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-30 23:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by s.p. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
humorasylum.com
2006-10-30 01:22:47 · answer #9 · answered by KD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am thinking
2006-10-30 14:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋