A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?''
She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''
2006-10-30 00:49:01 · 17 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!! ill blow you if you keep posting funny jokes like these!!
2006-10-30 00:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can remove the hinges, or just take one at a time off. I read in This Old House Magazine, that you could boil them in an old crock pot. The heat and the water will clean all the grease from them. You can then shine them, and put them back. Possibly with a little WD40, to make sure that they work without binding.
2016-03-28 01:32:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha - is that the lady really agreed that or i got a naughty mind ;-)
2006-10-30 00:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice LMAO very good
2006-10-30 00:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-30 01:20:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have offered him more for the george forman grill. xx
2006-10-30 01:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why you making jokes about my wife lol.
2006-10-30 00:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, kind of. Like it but not brilliant
2006-10-30 00:51:32 · answer #8 · answered by DipperDog 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
haha, good one
2006-10-30 00:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...thanx for making me laugh, I needed that.
2006-10-30 00:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋