a penguin walks into a pub and asks the barman have you seen my brother the barman replies what does he look like?
2006-10-30 00:48:06 · 20 answers · asked by darren v 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office.
Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
2006-10-30 00:51:29 · answer #1 · answered by Virus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The barman should be a blonde...haha
John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire group. To break the ice, and to get the therapy started, John decides to ask a show of hands how often the attendees had sex. He first asks for a show of hands of all the people who had sex almost every night. A modest number of hands were raised. He then asks, how many had sex once a week? This time a larger number of hands were raised. John then asks how many had sex once or twice a month? Again a few hands were raised. After John polled his group several more times he noticed one guy sitting off to the side with this huge beaming grin on his face. John noticed that the guy never raised his hand, so he asked him how often he had sex. The guy said, “Once a year!” To John's dismay, he responds, “Why are you so happy getting sex only once a year?” The grinning guy responds, "Tonight’s the night!"
2006-10-30 10:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L.O.L. Here are a couple for you:
A termite walks into a pub and asks: "Is the bartender here?"
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub.
The barman asks: "Is this some sort of a joke?"
2006-11-02 19:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by Phil P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he looks like a penguin, I've seen him
2006-10-30 09:47:44 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it, on account that that the penguins brother may have had a different coloured wrapper. x
2006-10-30 09:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one Darren LMAO
2006-10-30 08:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should a dumb barman he is??
2006-10-30 08:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha thats a good one
2006-10-30 10:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2006-10-30 08:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by cinderella s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm.... so what did he look like??? Lol I'm only kidding
2006-11-02 15:46:57 · answer #10 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋