Granny goes to the grocery store for cat food. She picks up three cans & takes them to the check out counter.
The guy at the cash register says, " Sorry, but we can’t sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of older people buy cat food to eat, & the government requires proof that you’re buying cat food for your cat."
With that granny goes home, picks up her cat & brings it to the counter , and the guy sells her the cat food.
The next day, she tries to buy some dog food. Again the cashier demands proof that she has a dog.
So granny comes back later with her dog, and he sells her dog food.
The next day Granny rushes into the store, grabs the cashier guys’ hand & shoves it up her @ss.
“What the hell lady, you got sh!t all over my hand!!!” shouts the guy.”
Granny:“Yeah, today I’m buying toilet paper”
2006-10-29 23:52:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Neo, I'm you! Only a bit darker and with glasses. Hahah! Very funny joke by the way.
2006-10-30 00:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by virtuoso_pianist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grocery Store Joke
2016-12-14 19:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever N wicked Granny LOL
2006-10-29 23:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Woah.. dude where the censorship lol.... this was more repulsive than funny... maybe rednecks will love it.....
2006-10-30 00:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
f*cking funny grandma!
2006-10-30 00:39:21 · answer #5 · answered by bronwynstanton 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont wanna b a cashier ever...
LOL Funny
2006-10-30 01:20:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA>>>>LMAO!!!
i simply love this awesome(CALL IT SUPREME AWESOME) joke!!!
WOWEE>>!!!
its totally rocking man!
keep sending 'em!
LOL!!!
LMAO!!!\
(i love dirty jokes)!!!
2006-10-30 00:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hehe
thats so funny
thanks for the laughs baby
2006-10-30 03:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny!! i NEEDE THE LAUGH THANKS.
2006-10-30 00:16:10 · answer #9 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Im lovin that too!!! Thanks Sarah!
2016-03-19 01:41:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋