Mrs. O'Reilly' was walking down the street, and coming the other
way is Father O'Flannagan.
He says, "Hello, Mrs. O'Reilly...and how is Mr. O'Reilly? Isn’t me presided you marriage ceremony 5 years ago?"
She says, "That you did, Father."
The priest "And are there any little ones yet?"
She says, "No, not yet Father."
He says, "Well, now, I'm going to Rome next week, and I'll light a candle for you."
Several years later they meet on the street again, and he
says, "Well, now, Mrs. O'Reilly, have you any little ones yet?"
She says, "Oh, yes, Father. I've had three sets of twins, and four singles. 10 in all."
The priest says, "Now isn't that wonderful? And how is yourhusband?"
She says, "He's gone to Rome."
The priest , "Rome? What's he gone to Rome for?"
She says, "TO BLOW OUT THAT CANDLE FATHER"
2006-10-29
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