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when ever i go past her she would show her boobs to me and gives me a flying kiss

2006-10-29 22:43:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

21 answers

Come to her and squeeze her boobs ;).

2006-10-29 22:45:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

well here is the download:
1. you get on your knees and thank the ol'mighty..everyday is a gift!
2. she is obviously asking you to come over for the love of god , get the message, turn off your computer, get over there and pop your cherry man!
3. Another possibility is that she is a hooker! in which case do as in step 2 but before u go to her stop by the ATM and pull a $100 bucks, any hooker that ask for less obviously does not value herself and therefore is gonna give u something ajax wont take away so also get some ultra monster thick rubbers.(apparently 9 out of every 10 gay dudes choose rough riders...enough said)

4.she is obviously not a shy gal eitherway so before u get there, plz ask her for her I.D, trust me, leasson learned, woooohooo!

5. catch the kiss in the air and make sure she sees u put it in your chest, "close to your heart" chix dig cheesy stuff like that after.....repeat all previous steps!

good luck!

2006-10-29 22:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by alephontime 2 · 0 0

The best thing about mothers milk is the packaging
Boobs are like an elecric train set:: They were meant for kids but usually adults play with them more

2006-10-29 22:49:32 · answer #3 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 1 0

Go grab them I guess. Unless she's like 80 years old.

2006-10-29 22:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Next time you pass her rip open your pants and pull out your d**k. Then blow her a few kisses.

2006-10-29 22:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by ParamedicFireman 2 · 0 0

Hold up a score card.

2006-10-29 22:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 0 0

You lucky a**hole.Go grab those funbags and give her the best you've got.

2006-10-29 22:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by alwyn 2 · 0 0

kiss or suck em then compliment them,tell her they the most beautiful **** u have ever seen.

2006-10-29 22:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

go give em a lick

2006-10-29 23:35:47 · answer #9 · answered by justme 5 · 0 0

Happened to me once. I asked my mate if he thought she fancied me? He said "No, She's deaf and dumb, she's calling you a TIT"!

2006-10-29 22:53:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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