Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has
raised its terror alert level from RUN to HIDE.
The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate.
The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white
flag factory, effectively paralysing their military capability.
It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert,
The Italians have increased their alert level from "shout loudly and
excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain,
"ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "disdainful arrogance"
to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". They have two higher
levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from
"isolationism" to "find somewhere else in the middle east ripe for
regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the
world" and "ask the British for help".
Finally here in GB we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening"
To "make another cup of tea".
2006-10-29 22:14:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao
2006-10-29 22:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by aholmes12003 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Wrong ! the British have moved from "pretend nothing is happening" to "lets have a nap first then make another cup of tea"!
2006-10-29 22:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2006-10-30 02:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pick me off the floor here quick,,,, my boss is comming, thumbs up for you 10/10 cl
2006-10-29 23:15:38 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are few airhead answerers given u negative answerers. I like ur joke - LOL
2006-10-29 22:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Erik is a fool - That joke is fantastic. I've just sent it round the office and we all think it's hilarious.
Ooops sorry - web speak
lmsmao
2006-10-29 22:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by mark 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
MAKE ANOTHER CUP OF TEA HAHAHAH, funny
2006-10-29 22:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by monkey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-29 22:32:34 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha very funny.
2006-10-29 22:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny.
2006-10-29 22:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely brilliant. now on my third cuppa!
2006-10-29 22:21:31 · answer #11 · answered by nickinoo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋