There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note:
I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag
behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow by 7 AM.
Signed - "The Blonde"
She pinned the note inside the boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in
a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Also
inside the bag was the following note:
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do
this to another."
2006-10-29 21:08:24 · 19 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Before anyone gets offended i'd like to say that i have nothing against blondes in fact i know a lot of blonde people that are extremely clever.
this question is meant as a light hearted joke designed to make people laugh
xx
2006-10-29 21:10:29 · update #1
ah people should lighten up..its funny! im also blonde and welcome all jokes that are funny! so ha ha ha ha thanks x
2006-10-29 21:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by helz bellz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe I like it! Very funny! :)
Heres a few:
Why does the blonde open all foods in the supermarket?
Because it says 'open here'
this one's better
two blondes are sitting talking and one says to the other that she's pregnant and the other replies 'how will you afford another baby?' the pregnant one answers 'maybe it's not mine' LOL
2006-10-29 22:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by stardom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I love the twist at the end!
Geez...blondes, eh?
2006-10-29 21:59:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, but trust me-im the only non-blonde in my family------it gets hard sometimes, but theyre always good for a laugh!--im lying....hehehe! my brothers a chess master--and my moms a mathematical genius(in mensa)......but they do have good senses of humor :)
2006-10-29 22:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO nice one 10/10 cl
2006-10-29 23:18:52 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before read (**,) hem...
Middle (0_o) what the _____?
After (-_-") Poor her (i love it)
I really enjoyed your jokes.Really looking forward to find other jokes from you!!!
Thanks for sharing!!
2006-10-29 22:43:45 · answer #6 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ........
I always enjoy ( these blond jokes
they are nornally very funny ) ha ha
Thanks for sharing : - )
2006-10-29 21:57:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was pretty good and i like it very much.
it makes u laugh.so much!!!! LOL!!!!!
I give it a ten outa ten, 10/10.
Hope it makes you happy enough.
LOL!!!
2006-10-29 22:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still funny.
2006-10-29 21:53:08 · answer #9 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-29 21:11:55 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not at all and i m not even blonde
2006-10-29 21:20:41 · answer #11 · answered by aman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋