Remember the old elephant jokes? Send me your best one.........?

Question

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
How do you know if an elephant is hiding in your refrigerator?
Whats the difference between an elephant and a strawberry?
What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill?
Very corny old jokes from my childhood............sorry

Answer 1

midnoght exactly/how do you not know?/nothing-cept they taste a bit dif./happy birthday?/dont worry about it! i dont go to this section to learn physics or anything :)

Answer 2

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints. Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them. The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean. The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick. That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.

Answer 3

No......I remember of 4 or 5 blind people and an elephant story. Each blind describing organs of the elephant....details I have forgotten..

Answer 4

Try this question from YA on elephant see whether u like it.

Answer 5

dig if you will a picture of you and me ingaged in a kiss the sweat of bodies covers us!