i know loads of bad ones lol.
2006-10-29 20:56:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday the minister asked for a show of hands to indicate how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
2006-10-29 21:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A mad man by peeping a deep well utters seven,seven seven....so on.
A by passing man noticed this and went closer to the mad man and asked what is Seven ? Instead of a verble reply he got a signal from the Mad man to shut his mouth and just peep into the well.
When this man peeped peep into the well at once he got a Pole shot and the mad man started uttering EIGHT, EIGHT, EIGHT.... so on.. Oooh oooooooooooooh
2006-10-30 05:45:23 · answer #2 · answered by Muzammil S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what animal that even the black belt taekwando master (lvl 3) cannot defeat?
Answer: Zebra.Try to count how many "black-belts' that a zebra have.Pretty scary right?
What kind of doors that even 10 bodybuilders cant pull from inside?
Answer: A door that have this sign "PULL"
i made this jokes myself.hope you enjoy it.
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2006-10-30 06:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You know what's responsible for all earthquakes in California?.
It's San Andreas "fault"!....Get it?.
2006-10-30 05:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why do mice have wings? Because they are batty!!! nyuk nyuk nyuk
2006-10-30 04:59:53 · answer #5 · answered by laxthefacts 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋