There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. So he went to the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After six children, this started to get expensive so the congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the preacher's pay situation.
As you can imagine, there was much yelling and bickering.
Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd.
"Having children is an act of God!!," he said.
In the back of the room, an elderly man stood up and in his frail voice replied,
"Snow and rain are also acts of God but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.
2006-10-29 20:54:36 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
blahahahahahahahaha. that is hillarious. thx for the laff!! from 1-10 on the joke scale, i think it's a 10. ;)
2006-10-29 20:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke. But on a scale from 1 to 10: 7
2006-10-30 04:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10 *
2006-10-30 04:57:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! 8/10
2006-10-30 05:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good!!! Out of 10 I'd give it a 9.
2006-10-30 04:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! I'd give it a 9/10.
2006-10-30 05:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by ????????????????? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! 8/10
2006-10-30 04:57:10 · answer #7 · answered by supagrrrl84 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear rubber?!!
Hahahah!!!
this is an awesome joke!!!
thank you for sharing it!!
2006-10-30 06:56:27 · answer #8 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i simply love this awesome(CALL IT SUPREME AWESOME) joke!!!
WOWEE>>!!!
its totally rocking man!
keep sending 'em!
LOL!!!
LMAO!!!
I will share this kinda joke with everyone I know>>>.somehow!!
:):):)
2006-10-30 06:53:18 · answer #9 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good . Like it.
2006-10-30 04:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋