I met the most beautiful girl of my dreams, I took her out on three or four dates, wined and dined this goddess from Thailand. Six foot with legs from heaven and a chest so large she should not be physically able to stand up. She finally invited me back to her place for "coffee". After a while she asks me to kneel down infront of her and close my eyes as she gets undressed as she is a little shy. I figured what the heck why not? I kneel down eyeing her legs up and down feeling myself getting hard, painfully so. I close my eyes hear her panting. After about 5 minutes I feel this warm fluid sqirt on my face and her laughter, I was so shocked I opened my eyes and looked right at her hard "ding dong" pointing right in my face. OMG she is a he!!! I opened my mouth to yell and accidently tasted it as s/he *** on me. I was too shocked to even move. I can still taste it and hear his/her laughter. Anybody else been with a ladyboy before by mistake? AHHHH I need a shower!!!
2006-10-29 20:49:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
not to laugh at you but that is the funniest thing i have heard all day thanx for the laugh ;)
2006-10-29 20:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by insane illusions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha. I work with a guy that lived in Thailand for a while and he told me about the ladyboys.
2006-10-30 04:57:16 · answer #2 · answered by tmills883 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh >>> poor you!!!....lol....so sorry to be laughing but I gotta admit, that's pretty funny....lol....actually I heard from a friend that "ladyboys" are quite common in Thailand and other parts of Asia.....I guess it was just your luck that you found one....sorry hun! :)
2006-10-30 05:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by Jaybird21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
******* hell i dont think thats funny at all that he/she is a wanker for doing that to u try to forget about it i no its going to be hard but its not your fault really next time you meet someone grab between there legs first just to cheack bless ya
2006-10-30 06:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sucks. Don't tell me you didn't kick that freak's ***.
2006-10-30 04:56:50 · answer #5 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋