The woman from the village went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home, she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?"
He replied, "Danged if I know. Go and ask our neighbour's wife: she's a nurse."
The woman went next door and came back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple bruises on her face and body. "What in the world happened?" asked he husband.
"Danged if I know." she replies. ''I asked her what a specimen was,
and she told me "piss in a bottle". I told her to go fart in a jug, and then all hell broke loose."
2006-10-29 20:31:03 · 8 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mr Smith came home one day, and found that his wife was locked in the bathroom, and crying. No matter what he tried, all he could get her to say was 'Doctor, doctor'.
So he rang the doctor and asked if A Mrs Smith had been to see him today.
The doctor said 'Two Mrs Smiths cane today. One was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, and the other with Aids.'
Mr Smith asked ' How do I know which one was my wife'
The doctor said ' I don't know - I suggest you drive her out into the countryside and leave her. If she finds her way home, don't make love to her'
2006-10-29 20:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-30 07:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Doesn't sound like she ever got a good answer.
2006-10-31 22:24:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 04:42:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-30 10:14:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2006-10-30 04:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* haha
2006-10-30 04:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny....;))lol
2006-10-30 04:46:29 · answer #8 · answered by aman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋