This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to 5 really important Questions:
Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".
Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."
Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Now, you know everything you need to know
2006-10-29 20:17:12 · 14 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
REFRESHING!!
ISIMPLY LOVE TO HEAR NEW < GUD JOKES!!!
plz send more>>>>>>u really look like a proper joke writer to me if you wrote the jokes urself>>>+ur a genius!!
LOL!!
i lOVE IT!!!
ITS LIKE DEE BESTEST ONE EVA!!!!
I SIMPLY LOVED IT ......totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!
Send us more jokes like these, plz. ANYWAYS IM GIVING IT A 10/10.
2006-10-29 23:13:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha yeah now i know many things no you teached me a lot, tnx habeebi for sharing, somebody above says this submission is not hillarious seems to be annoyed lady having bad days. ;-)
2006-10-30 04:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh I vote yours D Jokes of D day....you know what i'm doin' right now...I've been copying them for future bar hopping jokes...hope you won't mind..
2006-10-30 04:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by ladyhawke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely! Refreshing to hear new jokes! Thanks. I'll have to write these down 'cos can never remember jokes!
Good start to a Monday morning.
2006-10-30 04:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 thumbs up!!!
(2 are mine, another 2 are from my shadow's thumbs)
i Love It!!
2006-10-30 08:24:00 · answer #5 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow those are the funniest jokes ive ever heard! good ones!
2006-10-30 07:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you! i was wondering about these last night- ill sleep better now , thank you man of great knowledge.
2006-10-30 07:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. I did chuckle.
2006-10-30 04:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny,love it very good.
2006-10-30 04:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 04:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋