I once called dominoes and ordered a piza to my high school!
2006-10-29 19:34:11 · 11 answers · asked by taybell1233 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1: Me
2:The Person Being Called (The "head" of the house)
3:The Person being called (The head's close friend...)
(phone ringing...)
3: Hello?
1: Hi, is Joe there?
3: Joe? (long moment of silence) Yeah... He's here... Who's this?
1: This is hotel management
3:ok, wait a sec.
I could hear in the background....
3: (at 2) What the hell did you do this time?
2: (replying) hey, I don't f*** know!
3: (at 2) Did you bring drugs again?
2: STFU! Those weren't drugs dumbass!
(back on the phone...)
2:Hello?
1:Yeah, Is this Joe?
2:Yeah, who is this?
1:This is Bob of hotel management, and a costumer seems to be complaining...
2:Complaining? ... Why?
1:He says someone kicked him in the nuts a couple minutes ago, and---
2:Whoa, whoa, whoa, Wait a minute! (*chuckling*) i didn't kick nobody in the balls!
1:nuts.
2:NUTS! WHATEVER! LOOK I DIDN'T KICK NOBODY ON THE BALLS!
1:It's ok. calm down, calm down, now. He says the persons name is JB...
2:JB?
(leaves the phone.)
I could hear in the background...
2:DUDE! YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS? WTF WERE U THINKING?
3:I didn't do no s***!
2:They said kicked his c***!
3:WTF?! Let me talk to him.
(JB is on the phone.)
3:Hello?
1:Yes, is this JB?
3:look, buddy, I didn't kick anyone's balls, so if you'd just leave me alone---
1:wait, wait, he says u did it!
3: I didn't! STFU!
1: No! YOU STFU!
3:Who's this?!
1:THIS IS HOTEL MANAGEMENT YOU DUMBASS! WANT ME TO KICK YOU OUT?!?!?!
3:Oh s***.... Dude, look, I'm really sorry, pls. forgive me...
1:Ok. I forgive you.
3:Really?
1: HELL NO!
i hung up, then listened in the next room, they were really scared and thought they were gonna get thrown out...
They eventually found out it was me, so...
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Another funny one...
I called my buddy's house late at night... Let's call him Tom...
Tom: Hello?
Me: (*breathes very heavily into the phone*)
Tom:WHO'S THIS>
(long moment of silence)
Me: F*** YOU!
Enjoy! =)
2006-10-30 00:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We haven't actually done this...yet. Our phone number is very similar to Dominos Pizza and our number is exactly the same as a hotel in another state except for the area code, so we often get calls for pizzas and room bookings. We would like to take somebody's order and/or take a booking for a room in this hotel, but we are too chicken. It would be so funny to go down to Dominos and wait for our 'customer' to come and collect their pizza. I'll let everyone know if we get around to doing this!!!
2006-10-30 04:43:39 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cousin and I prank called my cousin. I first said I was a boy called Charlie looking for his siter Miranda then my cousin comes and snatches the phone and says that "Charlie" was joking and that my cousin was the manager of pizza hut called Miss Lily, she also said that the pizza he ordered burnt the hut down so he was responsible for the fire. The funny part was that he was in the room next to us but he couldn't here us laughing our heads off.
2006-10-30 04:03:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to order a Total Gym and have it billed to Chuck Norris' house.
2006-10-30 03:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by jondoogin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i called a strip club about a job opening,
in the middle of our convo,
my friend acted like my pimp and literally snapped at the manager,
then i apologized and pretended i was a transexual.
and i asked if he wanted sum services.
it was a really hot conversation lol
2006-10-30 03:51:48 · answer #5 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my cousin phoned for a taxi then left my uncle and the taxi driver to sort out the 'mistake' while we watched from the nxt room laughin out heads off
2006-10-30 03:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by monaUK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i rang a friends parents telling them i was a cop (cont. Phillip Igger) and they sent my friend to the cop shop why i thought it was funny because the uniform would say P.Igger
2006-10-30 16:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by davo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i called my friend and pretended to be a chinese restaurant...
in chinese accent....."yeah you order beef chow main with extra egg roll?"
"ok your total is 4.27, be at your house in 5 minute"
you can figure it out from there....
2006-10-30 10:59:18 · answer #8 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my youth pastor pretended to be a drunk scot and called for a cab but it was so awesome
2006-10-30 05:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by clouds 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I locked my teacher in the toilet and me and company screamed his wife's name... Then when we finally unlocked the door we pretended like we did nothing LOL.... And he bought it(the bigger joke!) LOL
2006-10-30 03:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋