It’s the end of the month & Petes’ salary has just come through so he decides to go out & spend some of his hard earned cash.
He walks along the busy shopping street & stops in front of a place offering dance lessons & decides to give it a try.
“Hi! My name’s Pete. I’d like some lessons please”
“Well, you’ve come to the right place, My name’s ‘Sheik’…’Sheik Yuboudi’ & I’ll have you dance in no time!” says the Arab instructor.
After the workout, Pete thinks ‘Whoa! Sheik Yuboudi really could ‘shake his body’
Pete carries on down the street & his arms starts to stiffen up so he crosses the street to a clinic for a check up.
“Hi! My name’s Pete. My arms are so stiff doc”
“Well, you’ve come to the right place, My name’s ‘Doctor Ben’…’Ben Jerelbow’ & I’ll have you fixed in no time!
After the session, Pete thinks ‘Whoa! Ben Jerelbow really got my elbows bending again.”
Pete walks out awhile & it starts to rain hard so he takes shelter in the nearest shop.
It turns out that everybody is speaking in Russian & the place looks like a barber shop. All of a sudden, a huge Russian comes out from the back, sticks Pete in the chair & straps him up with leather belts.
Pete thinks “This must be the Russian way. What the heck, I’ll have a little trim”
“Hi! My name’s Pete. I’d like it short & neat please.”
“Vell, you’ve Kom to the right place, my name’s ‘Alcott’… ‘Alcott Yubolzoff”
2006-10-29 19:33:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.....nice names
2006-10-29 19:42:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Verry clever! But a little too long. Maybe you can cut out some irrelevant info, like the intro. Just start with "a man was walking on the street and saw a sign offering dance lessons..."
2006-10-29 21:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
in case you think of this crap is humorous, and you think of you're a comedian, you reside in denial (no longer the River in Egypt). Do us all a choose and pass returned on your actual job, Say... "do you like Fries With That ?" Mabey the different guy replaced into precise, Lay off the drugs.
2016-12-28 08:03:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really good. Better than most that I've seen on here. If I could I would give you 20 points I would. Excellent play on the names.
2006-10-29 19:38:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pn a scale of 1 - 10 (10 being the best) i'd say it's an 8 - good job
2006-10-29 19:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha long but worth reading tnx man
2006-10-29 20:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awe that's saddenning for pete.
2006-10-29 19:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by clouds 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOSH!!!
OH MY GOD!!!
UR A TRUE GENIUS MAN>>>BELIEVE ME>>>UR THE MOST AWESOME JOKEWRITER I HAVE EVR SEEN!!!!
you should really go in the carreer of joking!!
its THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!
I GIVE IT A 10/10!!!!
I simply loved it and I think that its supreme AWESOME AND TOTALLY ROCKING!!!!!!
LMAO!!LOL!!
2006-10-29 23:20:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that it was kind of lame myself. But since you made it up, I will give you an A for effort.
2006-10-29 19:40:18 · answer #9 · answered by YankeesNiners 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good play with names!!! I need to remember it so that i can say it to my friend!!!!!
Used up lots of brains?? worth it!!!
LOL
2006-10-29 20:44:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little long, but pretty good!! Made me chuckle.
2006-10-29 19:37:36 · answer #11 · answered by busybody12 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋