A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady
>>cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
>>
>> Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking
>>a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and
>>said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
>>
>> At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady
>>was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to
>>have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said,
>>"When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing
>>in there at attention?"
>>
>> The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment
>>and said,
>>"No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a
>>couple of old duffel bags".
2006-10-29 19:30:41 · 31 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny... you know some of us feels its inappropriate to talk it straight forward.... but that was funny story though....
2006-10-29 19:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by pheobe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10
2006-10-31 03:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your garage door is open
Did you see my rolls royce
No, I saw a little red mini with two flat tyres
2006-10-29 22:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA..... there is an indestructable field on an airplane.....appropriate? Why do not they simply make the completed airplane out of that stuff...??? :) very humorous comedian tale.... have some stars!! ***
2016-10-16 13:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is great it brightened up the start to what seems to be a long dull day
thank you
10/10
can we have some more please
x
2006-10-29 21:15:15 · answer #5 · answered by Katy Wald!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ZTT
Now that's a joke best today
2006-10-29 23:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha man>>>!!!!NICE!!!
I really like it, it’s a good one and its also unique, ive never heard such a gr8 joke before!!!!!
I give it a 10/10 cuz it deserves it.
I hope you keep sending more jokes like these!!!!
2006-10-29 23:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I like this kind of jokes:))))It makes you laugh whenever u think about it:)))))Good one.Can u tell another one , smth similar:)))))))
2006-10-29 19:47:07 · answer #8 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* haha now thats funny
2006-10-29 20:27:48 · answer #9 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. Good One
2006-10-30 00:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋