The preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church.
"Good morning, Jonathan," the preacher said as he reached out to shake Jonathan's hand.
As he was doing so he felt something in the palm of Jonathan's hand. "What's this?" the preacher asked.
"Money," said Jonathan with a big smile on his face, "It's for you!"
"I don't want to take your money, Jonathan," the preacher answered.
"I want you to have it," said Jonathan. After a short pause Jonathan continued, "My daddy says you're the poorest preacher we ever had and I want to help you."
2006-10-29 18:20:08 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha hilarious!!! goes without saying that never talk about people infront of children!! ♠
2006-10-29 20:36:30 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
What would Halloween be without this joke??
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he
writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed! a pira te's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he
receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's costume. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company
another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel
and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.
Pour the molasses over your bald head, pat on crushed nuts, stick your
wooden leg up your *** and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.
2006-10-30 02:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by nicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am LDS. I have heard this joke in as a Bishop setting. It is pretty funny. It make me giggle, however, not uncontrolably.
2006-10-30 02:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by Michael D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha very funny!
2006-10-30 02:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A clean joke? Oh my goodness, I had no idea those even existed anymore, but it was a cute little ditty, thanks for making me chuckle.
2006-10-30 02:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by bec3tiny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Good one!
2006-10-30 03:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it thanks, I'm gonna have to forward it to my deacon he'll get a kick out of it.
2006-10-30 02:22:53 · answer #7 · answered by Ronnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-30 10:03:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...nice one..i like it..keep it going
2006-10-30 05:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee. funnee.
2006-10-30 02:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋