A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says ‘What the hell was that all about?"
2006-10-29 16:24:57 · 10 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not cute at or...and i heard all your joke at yahoo answer be4
2006-10-29 16:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she se*ductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," the man replied."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
2006-10-30 00:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Cellophane 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey...you're supposed to be doing your homework......open your book now!!! Hey, can you go the 32nd street market and get me some orange juice??...oh yea...great joke !!!!
2006-10-30 00:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny girl keep em commin
2006-10-30 00:28:15 · answer #4 · answered by lv23smurf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aw, funny! Not the CUTEST joke ever, but funny!
2006-10-30 00:26:51 · answer #5 · answered by cheesey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's weird...
the same exact thing happened with my brother-in-law...
2006-10-31 17:44:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! I love your jokes!
2006-10-30 00:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA awe
2006-10-30 00:27:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, nice.
2006-10-30 00:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2006-10-30 01:21:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋