A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads."
2006-10-29 16:21:47 · 10 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny, man.
2006-10-29 19:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very humorous in a fashion, yet as nicely particularly of anti- Jewishness slips in, why ought to I ask would desire to it no longer in undemanding words have been 'i'm no longer a catholic yet i'm ninety 2 so i'm telling each individual?'. that would have made it very humorous, with out the whiff!.
2016-10-20 23:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 nuns go to confession! The first one goes in and says
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I touched a man's penis with my finger"!
The Priest says to her. "Go outside, wash your finger in the Holy water and say 2 hail Mary's"
The second Nun goes in. Says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I touched a man's penis with my hand"!
The Priest says. "Go outside, wash your hand in the Holy water and say 3 Hail Mary's"
The 4th Nun turns to the 3rd one and asks. "Can I go in before you please sister"
"Why"? asks the 3rd Nun.
"I'd like to rinse out my mouth before you wash your@rse"!
2006-10-29 16:30:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-29 16:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by joni_usa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! another nice one.u seem to be anice person.
good luck.
2006-10-29 16:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great !dea
2006-10-29 17:43:04 · answer #6 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha...thx!! needed the laff.
2006-10-29 16:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!!!
2006-10-29 16:25:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one
2006-10-29 16:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-29 17:27:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋