Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
2006-10-29 16:16:12 · 7 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that reminds me of the one where the hubby and wifey get three wishes...
he wishes he had a sausage to eat... he's hungry...
poof, he has a nice salami...
she says 'you idiot, you wasted a wish already, i wish your nose was a salami'...
poof
his nose is a salami sausage...
so he says ..
'darn i'm sorry, i wish my nose wasn't a salami'
poof
2006-10-31 08:18:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read some of your question.. you sound like an interesting person to know.
Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
2006-10-30 00:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Cellophane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Well, the third guy won't be lonely when his friends send him swimming with the fishy's.
2006-10-30 01:08:37 · answer #3 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt want to be the man cause I know his friends would whoop his @$$...lol good one
2006-10-30 00:55:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd be the first to go when it time to avoid starvation.
2006-10-30 00:18:18 · answer #5 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It turns out it runs in your genes.
2006-10-30 00:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by NJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heared it before but in different way was ablond,instead, but i like it any way.
2006-10-30 00:50:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋