Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
2006-10-29 16:10:52 · 14 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.... LOL!!!
2006-10-29 16:12:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were camping when they ran out of food. The brunette went out hunting and came back the next morning with a deer.
How did you get that? asked the redhead. Well, said the brunette found the tracks, followed the tracks, shot the deer. The next night the redhead went out hunting. The next morning she came back with a bear.
How did you get that? asked the blonde. Found the tracks, followed the tracks, shot the bear, said the redhead.
The third night the blonde went out and the next morning she came back brusied, bloody, and clothes torn. What happened said the brunette? The blonde replied, found the tracks, followed the tracks, got hit by the train.
2006-10-31 14:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-10-30 03:13:39 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
heres another one
a boy was on the bus and talking to the bus driver. the bus driver asks him what do you get if the mom is a tiger and the dad is a lion? and the boy says a liger. then he asks what about if the parents are both elephants? the boy says an elephant. then the bus driver asks what about if the mom is a ho and the dad is drunk? and the boy says A BUS DRIVER!
2006-10-30 00:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol - a classic joke
2006-10-30 02:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny ha ha,i never heard that 1 before.
2006-10-30 00:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha no
2006-10-30 01:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
2006-10-30 00:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by SatanicYoda 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hehe..=)
2006-10-30 00:12:52 · answer #9 · answered by julieanthony469 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARiOUS!!!
you send the b3st jokes ever!!!!
2006-10-30 07:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a really old joke...
2006-10-30 00:12:43 · answer #11 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋