2006-10-29 15:39:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
As I'm sure you've noticed, Satan is just a rearrangement of the letters Santa. Who else roams the Earth, prowling among the sons of Men? Who else would use factories run by thousands of Elfin slaves? Who else would deliver toys to rich kids in the US, but not starving kids in third-world countries?
People are so deluded sometimes, believing in the dumbest conspiracy theories. As if Satan would need flying reindeer!
2006-10-29 15:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by Free Ranger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Santa and Satan have an agreement to forward mail.
Since children are usually the "letter writers" to the imaginary Santa, I guess there are a few spelling errors and you never know how many times those letters get passed back and forth.
If they are both imaginary...then for sure they exchange mail. Yes that could be correct!
2006-10-29 15:53:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear Satan is holding Santa hostage at the North Pole. The climate in hell was a bit much for him.
So don't worry. Satan will get the letter.
2006-10-29 15:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Angry Gay Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Santa does work for the good of mankind...so he probably would have the elves just burn the letter! A letter to Satan, can't be good!!
2006-10-29 23:33:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, but you might end up with a lump of coal in your stocking.
2006-10-29 15:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUH obvius
2006-10-29 15:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋