First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."
Janet responded, "Just because I am esthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."
Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"
Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can."
That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him.
She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?
2006-10-29 15:29:53 · 26 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehe ....... marked with 10*
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2006-10-29 18:17:32 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-10-30 00:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-10-30 02:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by Meeto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I'm a Liberal and like Bill just fine but that was FUNNY!
Okay an old one for you.
Do you know why it is that when King George and Laura have sex, Laura must always be on top?
Because King George can only F*^&K up!
I laughed at yours...can you squeeze a smilin' fart at mine?
2006-10-29 23:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha very funny 7/10
2006-10-31 23:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Janeteous! sorry, Hilarious!
2006-10-31 07:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny.7 out of 10
2006-10-30 06:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 7.
2006-10-29 23:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by Courtlyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe…I rank it 7
2006-10-29 23:52:57 · answer #9 · answered by Com Nerd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect 10! Ha ha.
2006-10-29 23:38:24 · answer #10 · answered by Sage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋