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2006-10-29 14:41:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Why the heck would you want virgins? You're either a bad lover who's trying to prove himself, or you can't handle it when a woman is on top.

Hey wait a minute...why are people reporting you? Can't people take a joke for crying out loud!!!

2006-10-31 08:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0 1

You are a sexist. You cannot make it heaven. If you did you will be disappointed because going to heaven means merging with the Lord No 73 virgins there. Sorry to disappoint you

2006-10-29 22:46:01 · answer #2 · answered by R C 3 · 0 0

There is no verse that says that there r 73 virgins in heaven. Why don't u list ur sources when u ask a question like that?

2006-10-30 03:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Isis 3 · 1 0

Reported

2006-10-31 14:10:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Getting 73 virgins in the same place at the same time is not gonna happen, bubba. You are S-O-L.

2006-10-29 22:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 0 0

There is no proof, as that's a false claim. The Quran promises "hur," which can mean purity or white grapes. Someone made up the thing about the virgins.

2006-10-29 22:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 2 1

You know I believe I saw them queing up for you just the other day while I waited for a prayer request. They were all dressed in pink, red, and lilac and looked like each weighed about 300 lbs. and were missing many teeth. Althought the one that looked sort of like a female version of heath ledger was okay. Power to you. And PBUY when you see just what sort of virgins have been left for you.

2006-10-29 22:45:18 · answer #7 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0 2

Yes, I think you get 73 virgins, but they stay virgins for eternity, and they nag you every night and every day.

2006-10-29 22:51:09 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin 4 · 1 0

You will prob get more than 73 Virgins... after all it is heaven!!!

2006-10-29 22:45:31 · answer #9 · answered by Michael L 3 · 0 2

i don't know, but it seems mathematically improbable that when men die they each get 73 virgins in heaven. its a simple question of ratios...

2006-10-29 22:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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