OK here is the situation...me and my girlfriend's love making has been getting pretty mechanical...until...i found some of my old National Geographics....those pictures really turn me on...well my girlfriend saw me looking at them in the bathroom before I smashed it with her...she got all mad...hid them on me...should I kick her to the curb and if I do...how do I get my magazines back?
2006-10-29 14:32:19 · 29 answers · asked by loofa36 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You know the National Geographics with the naked tribeswomen of Africa and South America...hotties
2006-10-29 14:36:17 · update #1
Back issues of National Geographic are available in many used bookstores and online, as well.
If she's controlling now, just think how awful it will be when she has a legal marriage and/or children to use against you.
Dump the broad by the curb.
2006-10-29 14:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You suck, you're bored with sex?!?! Turn off your television, go outside, and "smash" with her in a pile of leaves.
She's only expressing her frustration with your sex life by getting mad at the "National Geographics".
You are the one who will be getting kicked to the curb if you don't put some thought, love, and creative energy into your relationship.
Hey, don't listen to me, there be one more hottie out there for guys like me, and one more jerk-off yanking his meat in the bathroom where is selfish cromagdon slef should be.
2006-10-29 22:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by guysmiley 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You might never get the magazines back. In the meantime, go get a subscription to Playboy/Hustler/Penthouse (or buy some porn) and instead of hiding in the bathroom, show them to her and maybe she will dig it too. She is probably just mad you were hiding stuff from her. Be honest with her and maybe you will find something new out about her and it will help your sex life.
2006-10-29 22:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Michaela 4120 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who is crazy!!!!! You get off on what exactly in national geographic. Cause all of the magazines I've seen only have women with baskets on there heads, Animals mating, and cool landscaping.
2006-10-29 22:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should talk to her and say just that. I would simply tell her that you aren't looking to get off necessarily but trying to get ideas to enhance what you have. "love making has been getting pretty mechanical"
Explain yourself and maybe the two of you together can look at different routes to take to enhance your sex life. Something you both can agree on.
Explain to her that is why you were looking in the National geographic? lol
By the way, love the way you named that.
~T~
2006-10-29 22:39:30 · answer #5 · answered by ~*bUtteRFy~*~kISSeS*~ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You got Halloween coming up ! see if you can get your girlfriend to dress up like one of those National Geographic woman!
If she does then you don't need the mags!!!
2006-10-29 22:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by stonedpigeon1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to concentrate on your Gf and not the national Geo's. Whats more important to you the magazine of her? She look at it like your more interested in the books than her, is this tru? If so I doubt your getting them back either way! I recommend you get turned on by her and enjoy her compnany. Even if somehow you get your book sback and lose her, dont expect the mext one to be any more supportive on ur turn ons, so good luck on your choice!
2006-10-29 22:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by kevin T 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude you would get rid of a girl over nudes in a book?? Hmm rethink this or you could spend a life time in the bathroom getting it off with a magazine with cave girls in it while your girl sits on the curb and a real man picks her up.
2006-10-29 22:37:18 · answer #8 · answered by vtlovie 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ask her real nicely for the magazines back and tell her you wont look at them without her, and when she tells you where they are.
Kick her to the curb.
2006-10-29 22:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First try to explain to her that they help you to get aroused so that you can better pleasure her and not that she doesn't turn you on but sometimes you need a little help and you like to look at the magazines. if she doesn't understand after you spill your soul and you don't want to be with her then let her go that's her stupid *** letting you go. And tell her to give you back your property, its yours not hers. why would she take your stuff any ways? you never know she might be using them to turn herself on.
2006-10-29 22:37:41 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs.Dennis 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋