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Let me know when you find some that will agree that there is a light.ROFL, Sorry I could not help.

2006-10-29 14:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 9 3

Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. So Changing a light bulb required one atheist: Thomas Edison. Christians would be unable to change light bulbs without Edison inventing them first.

2006-10-29 22:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

1. only one, but they will still be in the dark, boom boom.
2. Who knows! They're standing in the dark arguing whether the light bulb exists or not, boom boom
3. One, atheists are accustomed to taking responsibility for their own actions, boom boom
4. It doesn't matter. They're all going to hell anyway, boom boom.
5. There is no light bulb, boom boom
6. What does it matter, they can't see the light anyway, boom boom
7. None , they ' d rather stay in the dark, boom boom

2006-10-30 04:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

None! Athiests don't change light bulbs. They believe that it's the wall switch that stopped working.

2006-10-29 22:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by No More 7 · 2 1

I changed one yesterday by myself. It could take more, depending on the location of the light bulb and the equipment available to access it.

2006-10-29 22:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

"I dont believe in light bulbs." lol dude Im cryin here.

however many; a believer will be telling us how we should be doing it.

"we think the wall switch is what is broken." thats funny but atleast we wouldnt be waiting for some mythical being to do it for us. see below.

2006-10-29 22:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by CaptainObvious 7 · 3 1

Four.

One to actually change the lightbulb. Three to do the research, collect visual aids, and argue with the theists that electricity can make the lightbulb work without supernatural intervention.

2006-10-29 22:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by February Rain 4 · 1 1

of course we believe in light bulbs. After all, a light bulb is something you can see and experience right in front of you. It is not a question of faith.

2006-10-29 22:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by s_e_e 4 · 5 2

Two. One to go to the store, buy the lightbulb, come back, unscrew the old lightbulb, and screw the new lightbulb in, and one to yell at the Christian who was waiting for a miracle to do it.

Best I could come up with. I'll get back to you if I think of another.

2006-10-29 22:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by Phil 5 · 1 1

Assuming they "believe" in light bulbs?

2006-10-29 21:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

Atheists invented light bulbs.
You guys probably think that light bulbs work on magic for God.

2006-10-29 22:00:04 · answer #11 · answered by trouthunter 4 · 6 4

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