Or will he understand that I was just having some fun at the expense of a bunch of nincompoops?
2006-10-29 13:53:08 · 28 answers · asked by cdrfish5000 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
at first he would think yes, but then let you off for using the word "nincompoop"
love it.
2006-10-29 13:57:40 · answer #1 · answered by CaptainObvious 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Saul persecuted Christians. God forgave him and changed Saul's name to Paul. If I am a nincompoop then I'm going to Heaven a saved nincompoop. Read about Paul in the New Testament. Heaven or Hell-it's YOUR choice. Love you.
2006-10-29 22:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by cswint2000 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. Jesus told us that if you die without accepting His Example, you will be annihilated -- your soul dies, and that's that. Your body might burn, or be eating by rats, but there is no torture. I'm a preterist Christian, and believe that Jesus was the perfect example for how I should live -- serving others, loving others, being the perfect example of peace, and sacrificing my life and needs for whatever others need. Most Christians want to judge you, control you, make your life miserable. I think living like Jesus did isn't easy or happy or fun -- it is just what God wants of me and you.
Don't accept Jesus out of fear, accept Jesus because He lived that perfect example. He lived a perfect life so others would mimic Him, but they didn't. Then He died for everyone in order to fulfill and end the Ten Commandments and the Laws of the Pharisees.
There is no fear of death -- but if you want eternal life of perfect Love, accepting Jesus is an easy step. Living that life after is much harder, but it can be done (don't believe what "churched" Christians say).
2006-10-29 21:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by ab.dada 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you mock Christians,you mock God.I really doubt you'll have the nerve to call God a nincompoop when you see Him face to face.
2006-10-29 22:14:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, you will only die for eternity if you don't believe in the promises of God, like trusting Jesus Christ and that when He died, he took away "all" your sins.
No human is too evil to be loved by God, ask God for forgiveness for what you did wrong and He will save you.
2006-10-29 21:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that the God I believe in will torture you for eternity, just because you are acting like a jerk! If you were any dumber, I'd have to water you!
2006-10-29 21:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by JoJoCieCie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you die, and you have never repented of your sins, then God will leave you. He will simply remove himself from you for all eternity. Hell is the absense of God. And yes, it will be torture. Forever.
2006-10-29 21:57:34 · answer #7 · answered by Shane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus love you, you don't have to have eternal suffering, If you had spent you life mocking Christian we still love you, we know that is not you whom mock Christian is the evil on you, you still have time to repent.
2006-10-29 22:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by The GOD Vision 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a lack of concensus on what God does or does not like or indeed if s/he or it even exists. I'd try not to worry too much, prob best to avoid feeding too many Christians to the lions, they might get indigestion or it might displease God. Who would know?
2006-10-29 22:01:55 · answer #9 · answered by Stiofan 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Either way you'll die an old grumpy mean man. Rest in peace.
2006-10-29 21:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by flowergirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋