2006-10-29 13:13:02 · 13 answers · asked by Parrot Bay 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Oddly That is the plan we are enacting as we speak!
Chuck Norris is coming to Kuwait and Iraq under the guise of an USO tour but in reality he will be round house kicking his way to victory against the enemy's of freedom!
Chuck Norris does not sleep....he waits!
2006-10-29 18:09:24 · answer #1 · answered by MP US Army 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG, that would be the bloodiest and most horrible fate you could give the insurgents. Chuck arrives on Monday, flys home Weds. Mission Accomplished.
2006-10-29 21:39:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
oh, the media would have a hay day with that one... america winning... they'd call it cruel and unusual punishment... like a round house kick is more violent to an insurgent than when chuck norris kicks kids who chew with their mouths open...
2006-10-30 00:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by promethius9594 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actors? Give me a break... A soldier would beat the hell out of all your male erotic fantasies. Definitely not getting best answer for this, but you guys seriously need to grow up and see who the real heroes are in the real world.
I'll be missing my Wife and Son when I deploy in January. I'm glad this is such a funny joke to all of you.
2006-10-29 21:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Big C 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Naw..
Jean Claude Van Dam's the man
2006-10-29 21:14:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sadly this seems like a better plan than "Stay the course." Oh wait, the President Never said that...
2006-10-29 21:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by derkaiser93 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
My husband totally agrees! LoL!!! That's an awesome thought.
2006-10-29 22:29:32 · answer #7 · answered by Nicole 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The liberals would not allow that. That would be considered torture
2006-10-29 21:15:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
no they should send wisley snipes thats the world's badest matha fuka
2006-10-29 21:16:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Because he's a hollywood person that can't shoot a damn thing !
2006-10-29 21:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by armywifes3lb 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋