mine:
girl: u look like my 5th boyfriend
boy: how many boyfriends did u have??
girl: 4
i'm gonna use it soon!!
2006-10-29 11:57:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
He says: "Where have you been all my life?"
She says: "Let's just say that I wish I'd stayed there."
He says: "Come on, don't be shy. Ask me out."
She says: "Fine. Get out."
He says: "What would you say if I asked you on a date?"
She says: "Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time."
He says: "How did you get so be so damn good-looking?"
She says: "I must have been given your share."
He says: "Can I have your name?"
She says: "Why? Don't you already have one?"
He says: "You must turn quite a few heads."
She says: "You must turn quite a few stomachs."
He says: "I can see you in bed with me."
She says: "I can't. Then again, it's hard for me to know what you see in your dreams."
2006-10-29 15:14:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best one I heard was when I started work at an Ice rink. I was stood at one end and this lad skated over and stuck his blade into the ice, chipping it. I was about to give him a bit of a telling off when he looked down at me with these dead sexy blue eyes and said "Now that i've broken the ice, I'll meet you in The Ivy (local pub) at eight for our first date"
2006-10-29 20:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by lilly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one is pretty good, if I can remember it well enough.
Guy : My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.
Girl : But I am wearing underwear.
Guy : Oh, it must be 5 minutes fast.
2006-10-29 20:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by CC 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my brother was cruisin around town in a Ford Excursion (if you have never seen them they are something a rapper would drive) and he tried this pick up line: "Get in, I'm rich!"
needless to say it didnt work.
2006-10-29 20:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by sk8erhjk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...funniest Ive heard was towards one of my female friends...
guy: how much does a polar bear weigh?
girl: mmm I dont know
guy: enough to break the ice...hi my name is...
that was very funny at the time...lol
2006-10-29 20:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by jmol72001 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1)Can you sit on my lap for a second!
we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
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2)is your father a terrorist? cuz u da bomb
2006-10-29 19:59:58 · answer #6 · answered by NYC-BIGCAT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that, it shows exactly what you mean and that you really want to go out with him, it expresses your feelings the perfect way.
2006-10-29 20:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol..yeah i heard this on.
girl:you look like my 4 husband
boy:how many husbans have you have?
girl:3
lol there are so many
2006-10-29 20:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by carly 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
this boy said this to me once:
boy: hey did it hurt?
me: when?
boy: when you fell outta heaven!
that still cracks me up!
2006-10-29 20:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GUY:Do you sleep on your stomach?
GIRL:No.
GUY:Can I?
LOL...Good question!
~T~
2006-10-29 20:06:55 · answer #10 · answered by ~*bUtteRFy~*~kISSeS*~ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋