Dumb Blonde Jokes?

Question

3 Women, (a brunette, red head, and blonde), Robbed a bank and were on the run from the fuzz, soon they came to a farm with a big red barn on it and they decided to hide out in the barn. The brunette hid in the horse stall, the red head hid in the dog house and the blonde hid in the potato sack. Then the fuzz came to check out the place. The fuzz kicked the horse stall "neigh, neigh" the brunette says. The fuzz went over and kicked the dog house "bark bark" getting the idea. Then the fuzz kicked the potato sack and the blonde says "potato, potato"

Another:
A Brunnette was walking along the train tracks singing happily "twenty-seven, twenty-seven", when along came a confused blonde. "Why are you singing?" asked the blonde. The brunnette didn't answer and continued to sing. The blonde decided to join the brunnette in singing and walk along the train tracks with her. After a while, the brunnette heard a train and jumped off of the tracks. But the oblivious blonde continued to sing, and, in consequence, was run over by the train. When the train had passed, the brunnette jumped back onto the tracks and started singing "twenty-eight, twenty-eight"
Another:
A group of blondes walked into a bar partying with a box in their hands. The bartender asked why they were so happy? The main blonde answered " We finished a puzzle in 2 years when it said 3 yr+"

No offense to blondes, the majortiy of my friends are blonde, and are brilliant people.

I know, they are kinda old, but hey, i like them. Any way, I like using the fuzz instead of the police or the cops. I really liked the one with the mercedes

Answer 1

The fuzz?

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but it's no longer 1974.

In today's society they're referred to as cops or the police, but NOT the fuzz!

The fact that you called them the fuzz was funnier then your joke, which I've heard a thousand times!

Answer 2

Funny! Here's another Blond Joke:
http://www.funnies.com/cartrouble.htm

Answer 3

lol that's funny. here's mine:

a blond, brunette, and a red head were about to start a new school year. a reporter goes up to each of their houses and see how there getting ready for the school year. the reporter goes up to the red heads house and sees all these books all over the floor. he ask her how she's getting ready for the school year and she says, " i'm reviewing everything from last year." he goes to the brunertte's house and see's videos everywhere and ask the same thing. the brunette says, " i'm watching all the videos on everything i learned last year as review." he then goes to the blonds house and see's shampoo and hair dyes everywhere and she says, " i'm dying my hair a different color so i won't be a dumb blond. "

Answer 4

The term "fuzz" is definitely the funniest part of the joke. And politically incorrect, on top of that.

Wonder if there were any bears hiding out on that farm?

Answer 5

i've heard the 1 about the blonde and the potato sack twice but its still funny

Answer 6

Very funny 7/10 lol

Answer 7

At least we know he didn't kick her on the head... Cause then she wouldn't have been yelling potato potato. Unless of course, that was his name... Which isn't that strange if you consider how creative some parents are!!

Answer 8

alright 4/10

Answer 9

OK weird

Why did the Blonde stare at the orange juice for an hour?

IT SAID CONCENTRATE!!!!

LOL!!!!!
HAHA

Answer 10

My answer is: A blonde asked her doctor once he told her she was pregnant "Are you sure it's mine?"