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2006-10-29 10:58:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

DAMMIT,i'm a doctor! not a spelling bee champion!

2006-10-29 11:12:55 · update #1

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if he does not exist the how did you take tri-corder readings??????????

2006-10-29 11:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 5 0

Well, you must have a very advance tricorder (as it is actually spelled, something you should know being McCoy and all). Of course, when Q was scanned with a tricorder it had difficulty registering a life form, yet he still existed (in the fictional trek universe, which I suppose you must exist in to have a functioning tricorder). However, as far as God is concerned, I think your reading is likely correct, but I question how you were able to take that reading in the first place. I would think you would have to be in the presence of something you thought to be God to take the reading. Ah well, good luck with your doctoring and stop picking on Spock!

2006-10-29 19:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by Redshift Agenda 3 · 0 0

I hope you mean tricorder. If you can't spell, I doubt you can read a tricorder correctly. God does exist and He loves you.

2006-10-29 19:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by cucumberlarry1 6 · 0 0

You gotta Spit into the Back of that Thing to make Connections.
Or get Spock to Fix it.
Hey, Hows Scotty doing up there, and over there and you know.
(I Really miss that show).
Never be another like it.

2006-10-29 19:08:08 · answer #4 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0 0

Then who created the brain with it's 120 billion cells and 130 trillion electronic/chemical connections that you missed out on?

2006-10-29 19:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0 0

Please read my words carefully:
If you see footmark in the sand, you'll say that someone passed from here...
If you see a piece of dog sh*t on the ground, you'll say that a dog passed from here...
So what about the enormous universe, the sky, stars, planets, earth and all the beauty in it, doesn't it lead to that someone made it?!!!

Some people say that everything is created by itself after the big-bang... I won't ask you about what caused the big-bang, but I'll ask you a simple question:
If you take all the letters of the alphabet, multiples of them, and you threw them randomly on the floor. Do you expect (by a chance of one in infinity) to get a poem like shakespear's??!!

Can't you see how organized our universe is, the planets, the eco-system on earth, look even in your own body... Can you control your heart-beat? Can you control your breath while you're sleeping? Who stopped your eye-lashes from growing after reaching a certain length? Who told the baby turtles to move towards the sea and not to the earth after they come out of their eggs? Who taught the bird how to make nests?

My friend, think with your heart and brain. If you're still lost, think about the following:

Do you know how to play safe?
Your point:
If there's no God and you do all what you want in life, then nothing will happen to you after life. But if there was God and you were mistaken, then you'll blame yourself FOREVER...

Believer's point:
If there's God and I followed His commands in life, then I'll be in Heaven after life FOREVER. But if there was no God and we're mistaken, then nothing bad will happen to us after life...

Now you know how to play-safe, in case you're not convinced?

2006-10-31 08:25:33 · answer #6 · answered by toon 5 · 0 0

First off it is God... and secondly My Treaky friend the Triquarter(tricorder) don't exist so how can it tell you of the existance of God?

2006-10-29 19:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by BumbleBee 4 · 1 0

I want to see your readings I am just as expert reading a tricorder as you are.. Maybe more I can spell it.... Jim

2006-10-29 19:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

same here.
i have a "Yo! God Detector" ... and the needle hasnt moved so far

"Relax, Bones. Sit down. Have a drink. God, youre so tense.... Here... let me take your shirt off for you...." - James T Kirk

2006-10-29 19:11:17 · answer #9 · answered by MM 3 · 0 0

Three quarters ("triquarters") aren't going to say much more than "seventy-five cents"!

Tricorders are sci-fi medical instruments, and don't really exist.

So much for your theory. Kid, you can't even get your sci-fi right!

2006-10-29 19:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 1 0

In a nutshell: TRIQUARTER doesn't exist... (don't be offended, it's only a kind of my sense of humor). Just a bit of relaxing.

2006-10-29 19:11:01 · answer #11 · answered by techeroflogic 2 · 0 0

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