Senior sex
A Florida couple both well into their 80s, go to a sex
Therapist's' office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual
advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says:
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you
have intercourse."
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,
he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks
the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment; they have intercourse
with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the
doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out
anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from
Medicare.
2006-10-29 10:10:56 · 27 answers · asked by lil mama 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Some people just don't get it. Sometimes a joke is just a joke. This on is funny. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-29 10:15:40 · answer #1 · answered by Paleo C 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-16 12:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats a good one
2006-10-29 11:10:13 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before. Thanxs for the belly laugh.
:o)
2006-10-29 10:35:14 · answer #4 · answered by kiako 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hey i too need a doctor
2006-10-29 13:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an old one but it is still funny.
2006-10-29 10:17:35 · answer #6 · answered by barrettins 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL i like that one.
2006-10-29 11:26:59 · answer #7 · answered by EllieMae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but sort of inapropriate.
2006-10-29 10:52:27 · answer #8 · answered by GeTtHeExTrAcReDiTcUzIaM2mUcH4yOu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA ha ha ha!! Thats funny.
2006-10-29 10:43:11 · answer #9 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old!
2006-10-29 11:36:28 · answer #10 · answered by Bo V 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋