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Saint Peter answers the phone and it is the Devil wanting to speak to The Lord. Saint Peter says may I tell him the nature of your call and the Devil tells him. Saint Peter says I will tell him but he is quite busy.

Saint Peter buzzes the Lord and says The Devil is on line 2. The Lord says tell him I am busy. Saint Peter says Lord i know you are busy but I think you ought to take this call.

So the Lord picks up the phone and say Hi Lucifer What's up? And the Devil says I'll make a deal with you.....You don't send me no more Lawyers and I won't mess with your folks on earth no more. The Lord says "well Lucifer what seems to be the problem?" And the Devil says "Them lawyers all got together and are suing for Air Conditioning".

2006-10-29 10:09:49 · 11 answers · asked by barrettins 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Missaries. Thanks for the observation. I am well educated and I do have a good command of the English language. Sometimes I use colorful language for effect as did William Shakespear in many of his writings. I appreciate your interest.

2006-10-29 13:03:16 · update #1

11 answers

sounds about right funny

2006-10-29 10:44:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

3 out of 10.

2006-10-29 19:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by diane c 3 · 0 0

That sounds just like lawyers

2006-10-29 18:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by peace_livy 2 · 1 0

dude, thats an awful long way to go for such a lame punch line.

2006-10-29 18:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0 1

hahahahahaha thats funny
but really
u should use better grammar next time

2006-10-29 19:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0 0

thats a good one

2006-10-29 19:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by ianaverse 2 · 0 0

hahahaha

2006-10-29 19:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 0 0

not too funny

2006-10-29 19:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0 0

lol sounds right:)

2006-10-29 18:12:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

crickets...

2006-10-29 19:49:16 · answer #10 · answered by D 3 · 0 0

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