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A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say that they are hungry and thirsty. It was freezing in the house so they have an argument over who should go get the food and drink. After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.

They both think for a while when the guy says, "Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can pee in yours but you can't pee in mine."

So she thinks for a minute and says, "Okay two times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you'll never know the depth of mine."

2006-10-29 10:06:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

13 answers

This joke is more powerful than both. LoL!

2006-10-30 01:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by G 1 · 1 1

Meh... Depends on the people toting them.

I know there are some vadges out there that can crush a guy's wang with the greatest of ease....

... But on the flipside, I've managed to tear a tight one rather wider before, and allegedly it stayed that way... Serves her right for sexing me up, doesn't it?

2006-10-29 10:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cute, and if a women knows what to do she can contract her vaginal muscles and drive the man crazy so I would have to say the vagina is more powerful

2006-10-29 10:14:50 · answer #3 · answered by toosexy4thisshit 3 · 0 1

yo me as a women the virgina is better. (IM NOT GAY) but when u look at it from a certin point of view they are equal. you can use yah hand 2 have sex but its betta with a penis in between and a virgina to put it in

2006-10-29 10:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Weird question.

My answer is that neither is more powerful.

Only women can give birth, but only men can impregnate women.

2006-10-29 10:08:52 · answer #5 · answered by kikisdragon 3 · 1 0

the vagina of course

2006-10-29 10:12:19 · answer #6 · answered by Obria 3 · 0 1

The sword.

2006-10-29 10:11:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yours is probably stronger then mine but you can try it on me later I will be waiting for you sexy.


NOT!!!

2006-10-29 10:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by Smiley 2 · 0 0

have you ever thought about taking your dads razor...slide it across your wrists a few times, im sure you'll find your answer.

2006-10-29 10:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

vagina

2006-10-29 10:10:45 · answer #10 · answered by dkelli 3 · 0 1

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