St. Peter looked up and saw that over 1000 folks from New Jersey were converging on the Pearly Gates.
Never having had more than one or two persons a day from New Jersey before, he ran to God and asked him what to do.
God told him, "Don't worry, St. Peter. There's been a terrible flood in New Jersey. That's the reason for the large number of New Jersey folks showing up at once."
St Peter ran back to the Pearly Gates, and then ran right back to God yelling, "They're gone, they're gone!"
God said calmly, "St Peter, those 1000 people from New Jersey could not possibly be gone that quickly."
St Peter said, "No, the Pearly Gates! They're gone!"
2006-10-29 09:55:40 · 15 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. what's really funny is the thought of someone from
New jersey reading this. LOL. You are still king of jokes and riddles
2006-10-30 07:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard approximately those 3 adult men who have been on the pearly gates, and St. Peter replaced into education them on the thank you to react while they seem down on their funerals. He asked each and each of them to assert what that they had desire the mourners could say. the 1st sorry soul pronounced, "i'm hoping my spouse tells all people how stable of a husband and father i replaced into to her and my little ones throughout the final thirty years." the 2d fellow pronounced "i'm hoping my priest tells all people how committed i replaced into to Him and the scripture, and that i lived my existence to help others". The third guy steps up and says, " i'm hoping one in each of them says 'seem, he's moving'".
2016-10-20 23:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm from New Jersey and that is funny.
2006-10-29 10:18:43 · answer #3 · answered by Paleo C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-10-29 19:30:52 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!!! Those damn people from New Jersey.!
2006-10-29 10:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooohh!!
2006-10-31 10:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Dew Drop.. havn't seen you in awhile... Good one!! ROFL!!!
2006-10-29 11:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!
2006-10-29 10:27:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My oh My!! Wonder where they hocked them? DC?
2006-10-29 10:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by barrettins 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-10-29 10:01:18 · answer #10 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋