A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"
The man responded, "Who said he was dead?"
The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"
The man responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."
The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"
The man responded again, "Who said he was dead?"
The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"
The man said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my gragrandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."
The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"
His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"
2006-10-29 09:45:53 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that is a keeper
2006-10-29 10:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by barrettins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha hehe. Nice one
2006-10-29 09:49:23 · answer #2 · answered by Glenda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good on!
I was going to post this one tomorrow. Guess I was a bit slow.
2006-10-31 13:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-10-29 09:48:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor man. good genes though- hope he isnt still able to create offspring!
2006-10-29 23:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! Keep 'em coming.
2006-10-29 13:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by Oenophile... (Lynn) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-10-29 09:48:02 · answer #7 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2006-10-29 13:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by Laz♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got it. Thank you for the laugh.
2006-10-29 13:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahehehehe nice one
2006-10-29 13:22:29 · answer #10 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋