Roger is a hard worker who spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club.
The doorman at the club spots them and says, "Hey, Roger! How are you tonight?"
His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of the guys I bowl with."
They are seated. The waitress approaches, sees Roger, and says, "Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?"
His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!"
"No, no," says Roger. "I just know her from volleyball."
Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger and says, "Roger! A table dance as usual?"
His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar.
Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it with both fists.
At this, the cabby leans over and says, "Sure looks like you picked up a bi*tch tonight, Roger."
2006-10-29 09:31:13 · 20 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahhah that's truly HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!! LMAO !!!!!!
xxx RuThiE xxx
2006-10-29 09:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by Nirvana FREAK! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-26 02:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Ole' Roger.
2006-10-29 09:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by barrettins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roger was quite a guy.
2006-10-29 10:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by Paleo C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well for one i don't think its right keeping secrets from a woman i think its good to have open discussions about everything so i'm single but if my wife would be confortable with me going to a stip club i would but not everytime like roger
2006-10-29 09:36:41 · answer #5 · answered by qtip23@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The cabbie just lost his tip.
2006-10-29 09:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by revchrist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard the beginning part before but the ending is different!
2006-10-29 09:43:06 · answer #7 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really like this one. I would have never guessed the ending. Who would have known the poor cabby would have been in on his shenanigans. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-29 12:12:50 · answer #8 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen any sign posted on the strip club ! Just for bachelors only?
2006-10-29 09:34:44 · answer #9 · answered by precede2005 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL Funny
2006-10-29 11:13:02 · answer #10 · answered by Steve 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My God, even the cabby knew him lol that's so funny. The bastard!
2006-10-29 09:36:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋