I absolutely love yo momma jokes, and I also love the show on MTV. I will have a little competition between everyone who answers this question to see who can give me the best yo momma joke(s), and whoever's is the best, i will give best answer to!
2006-10-29 08:35:17 · 21 answers · asked by ACTiNGisLiFE 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so dumb she asks yahoo answers to know what day it is
2006-10-29 08:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by rchlbsxy2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids run after her saying "aw man I missed the bus!"
Yo momma is like a shotgun, five cocks and she's ready to blow.
Yo Momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale its like Duracell, it keeps going, and going, and going.
Yo momma smells so bad I have to hold my breath when I think about her
Yo momma is so poor I saw her @ss walking down the street with one shoe on and asked "did you lose a shoe?" She started skipping and goes, "nope...I just found one."
2006-10-29 08:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ghetto she got a payphone in the living room.
Yo momma so ghetto even the cat got a weave.
2006-10-29 08:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by cutie p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat she's got more chins than the Hong Kong phone book (my fave)
yo mama is so old she was the waitress at the Last Super
yo mama is so nasty her pores have more oil in them that an XL pizza and a bucket of chicken put together
yo mama is so old and fat she caused the 1st Ice Age
yo mama is so fat when she went to the dentist and they flossed her teeth they found 3 live chickens, 2 pizzas, and a partridge in a pear tree...David Cassidy that is
man some of these suck...oh well
2006-10-29 09:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by dorkmunch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat I went around her once and got lost!
Yo momma is so fat she went to school and sat next to everyone!
yo momma is so fat she thought her tities were doughnuts!
yo momma is so stupid she was in a round room and said look at the corner!
READ THIS it's my favoryte: yo momma is so old she has a bible singed by Jesus! LOL LOL LOL
2006-10-29 08:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by mistery person 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so nice... she made breakfast for the morning after.
2016-05-22 05:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so cross eyed, when she's sitting in the fron yard, she can count the chickens in the back.
2006-10-29 20:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by willliewaggler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA SO FAT HER BLOOD TI PE IS RA GOO. AND YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE SAT ON A TV TO WACH THE COUCH. I GOT MORE YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO THE MOVIES AND SHE SAT BESIDE EVERYBODY.AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON A ROCK AND STARTED SINGING "I GOT THE POWER!"
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2006-10-29 10:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by Brittany S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-26 23:47:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mommas so fat, her blood types Ragu!
Yo Mommas so fat, when she wears high-heels she strikes oil!
2006-10-29 10:12:15 · answer #10 · answered by ╬ Wrath Of The Tyrant ╬ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋