2006-10-29 08:21:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama is soo fat that when she asked for a water bed at a hotel they put a blanket over the ocean
2006-10-29 08:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by rAwR♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat I went around her once and got lost
2006-10-29 17:16:50 · answer #2 · answered by mistery person 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so low that her feet hang over the side of a dime.
Yo mama is so low that when you pull the plug she goes down the drain with the water.
Yo mama is so big when she puts on her yellow rain coat everybody yells 'here comes the bus'.
Yo mama is so big, goodyear yelled there goes the blimp as she passed.
Yo mama is so big, when she jumps up in the air she got stuck.
Yo mama is so big, she was issued her own zip code.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she was born the doctors said put her back she aint done yet.
Yo mama is so ungly, they had to tie a pork chop around her neck for the dog to play with her.
Yo mama is so dumb, that she thought that the wheels on the bus were donuts.
Yo mama is so big, there isn't a joke big enough for her.
Yo mama so big, she is as round as she is tall.
Yo mama is so big that when she sat down to take a bath, the toilet water rose
Yo mama so fat when she went to the stables, the horse had to ride her.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch.
Yo mama so fat that she stepped on the scale and it said to-be-continued.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went missing, nobody looked for her.
Yo mama is fat she lost her dog in her butt crack.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went out for sports she had to wear two uniforms.
Yo mama is big that no body else could sign up for the team. She took up the whole field.
Yo mama is so fat that when she came out of the sports store they accused her of stealing balls.
Yo mama is so stupid it took her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama is low that if I spit she'll drowned.
Yo mama is so big that here boobs drag behind her.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell she bounce back up.
Yo mama is so dumb that she thought a quater back was a refund.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house she sits 'around' the house.
Yo mama is so fat, she can do the wave by herself.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat down on my couch she yelled, who gave me this stool?
Yo mama so weird, everyone thought she was a space alien.
Yo mama is sooooo big, she 'is' the hot air balloon businness.
Yo mama is so weird she was accused of breeding aliens.
Yo mama is so fat they had to close the all-you-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama is big, that when she went for a walk it registered on the riechter scale.
Yo mama is so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Yo mama is ugly she ran through a forest and got hit by every branch.
Yo mama is ugly that when the boogyman came to scare her he had a heart attack.
Everyone in my house contributed to this joke session. Including some out of state! Enjoy!
2006-10-29 17:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by clsmlbkl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat, when she jump up in the err she get stuck.
Yo momma so black, when she put on yellow lipstick she look like a cheeseburger.
2006-10-29 16:29:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mommas so fat, her blood types Ragu¬
Yo Mommas so fat, when she wears high-heels she strikes oil!
2006-10-29 18:14:44 · answer #5 · answered by ╬ Wrath Of The Tyrant ╬ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so ugly, they had to feed her with a slingshot.
2006-10-29 16:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by Battlerattle06 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma so fat she is like a moon u could see from miles around
2006-10-29 16:36:15 · answer #7 · answered by randi jo m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Momma is so fat, when she dances the band skips.
2006-10-29 16:23:24 · answer #8 · answered by Kenny Smooth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's like store 24 she's always open
2006-10-29 16:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by hawaiicatlynblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat she sat on wal mart and lowered the prices!
yo momma so fat that she walked across the tv and I missed three episodes
Yo momma's teeth are do yellow that ahe spits out butter
o mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
2006-10-29 16:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by Shannizzle 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋