One day a little girl with a dress on came home with 5 dollars,and her mom said "Where'd u get the money?"The little girl said "I was was doing cartwheels for jimmy while he was in the tree."The mom said okay.So the next day the little girl in the dress came home with 5 more dollars and the mom said"how did u get the money this time"She said the same thing she said yesterday(cartwheels and jimmy in the tree)and the mom said "don't do that anymore"and the girl said okay.So the next day the little girl with the dress comes home with 10 dollars and the mom said "I thought I told u not to that anymore!"and the girl goes but mom I wasn't wearing underwear this time!!"
HAHAHA
2006-10-29 08:07:46 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ sexylove ♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA..
lmao..
good one.. here's a joke for u...
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Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through
no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an
evil witch.
The curse was that the Prince could speak only
one word each year. However, he could save up
the words so that if he did not speak for a whole
year, then the following year he was allowed to
speak two words. (This was before the time of
letter writing or sign language.)
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips,
golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love.
With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain
from speaking for two whole years so that he could
look at her and say "my darling".
But at the end of the two years he wished to tell
her that he loved her.
Because of this he waited three more years
without speaking
(bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But at the end of these five years he realized that
he had to ask her to marry him.
So he waited ANOTHER four years without
speaking.
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy
knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded
and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden
the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap,
knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said
huskily,
"My darling,I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair
behind a dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting
her ruby lips, said:
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"Pardon??''
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::There goes another 9 Yearx...::
2006-10-29 15:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is really funny! It made me laugh, but mine are better
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
That's all I got.
2006-10-29 08:10:02 · answer #2 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey,
I read that 2 wks ago on JokeBanana.com, I thought it was funny to when I read it and I had to tell it to my cousin and my husband, they got a kick out it also!!!
To that song I believe I can fly, I always heard it this way:
I believe I can ride
I believe I can touch his priv
I think about it every night and day
Spread his legs and ride away
I heard that when I was in the ninth grade!!
2006-10-29 08:10:41 · answer #3 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-10-29 19:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha
my mom must be happy i cant do cartwheels i used to when i was younger...now theres other things lol
2006-10-29 08:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my joke is better!!!!!!
what does michael jackson and wal mart have in common??
all little boys under wear half off!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-10-29 08:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by [[Stephønfire]] 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, how old is the little girl???
2006-10-29 08:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by Shannizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol awww
2006-10-29 08:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
really old sorry ♥
2006-10-29 08:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-29 08:22:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋