on christmas a blind man and his family were all in the living room opening presents the next one came from his son which was a brand new cheese grater the blind man says thank you to him and that he was very kind
next week the son came over and asked did he like the present
the old man said it was very short and was the most violent book he ever read
2006-10-29 07:45:57 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Didn't work for me. Sorry.
2006-10-29 07:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by Sean R 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
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2006-10-29 08:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard BOTH of those yokes years ago..so don't think they're crackin' anymore..The 1st 1 was "Cheesy", and "Grates" on you a bit..Doesn't it?
'Cos I'm mad I gave you a big 9 for effort tho'
Take Care..Mark..
2006-10-29 11:39:50 · answer #3 · answered by Steel-River Bhoy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this
A nun is naked in the bath when there is a knock on the door. Who is it she calls. Just a blind man comes the answer. The nun thinks that Ok then and tells him to come in. In walks a man and says great **** darling where would you like me to hang this blind.
2006-10-29 07:54:54 · answer #4 · answered by malcy 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good. I'm gonna tell that to my mate next week (I refer to him often as "Blind Man" and I once won his cane in a game of poker). Ha ha ha.
2006-10-29 07:52:48 · answer #5 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like it. My room mates are blind, I will have to this along to them!
2006-10-29 07:58:57 · answer #6 · answered by MeYellowKitty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, I didn't understand it at first, but all the same, a good joke.
2006-10-29 11:30:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, Sorry not funny, Give you 1 for trying though.
2006-10-29 07:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by Chonnie 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh I get it the blind man thought it was written in braille.
No I didn't think it was funny.
2006-10-29 07:50:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha 10/10 very funny
2006-10-29 12:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't tickle me...2
2006-10-29 09:45:23 · answer #11 · answered by poshnosh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋